The iPod and iPhone are big on our cultural landscape. I came across these words in the Urban Dictionary to help those of us chronically uncool types who have not yet joined the iCulture to navigate the iPerbole . . .

iPlod -- to walk along in oblivion while listening to your iPod.
iPodoclast -- one who bucks the zeitgeist and listens to a CD player instead.
iPox -- highly contagious disease where one is struck by the need to buy iDevices.
iPoser -- someone who buys an iPod or iPhone just to show it off.
Pod People -- you know who you are, often podestrians.
Pod Squad -- gang of iPodders who communicate via click wheel code.
Poddler -- preschool, or at least preteen, podestrian with a disk full of Raffi and The Wiggles.
iPod Nod -- the knowing look that passes between two strangers wearing white earbuds.
iPodolatry -- synonym for iPodophilia, reverence for all things iPod.