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BEHIND THE BLUFFS #5

Okay, here's the morbid stuff.  I actually have more of this sick humor, but they didn't make it to the big screen yet.  Now, that I look at them, they're not that gross.  If I have offend anyone, good!  Send me feedback! I actually came up with these several toons at a bar in Key West Florida. It was Sloppy Joes then to Captain Tony's then back and forth.  That's bar hopping in Cayo Hueso; staggering across the street.

Gotta have Heminway stuff in there somewhere, especially because I was drinking at his favorite bar down there. Tell me what you think of the next one with Moses.  I've had several comments on this particular toon.  One, saying Moses should be holding his arms far apart like the artists have depicted him in several paintings.  The other comment was 'the wording was cute, but the burning bush picture on the wall made me laugh so hard I was literally in tears'

Here's the final installment for BEHIND THE BLUFFS #5.  I got this idea from watching Paul Lynde from the old Hollywood Squares.  Peter Marshall asked him, "Paul, what is a slow poke?" He answered, " when you're not really in love".  And, how I came up with this comic from that line?! Oh, my thought process is surreal at times.



Comments

Too funny...

I have to say, I really like the first two.  Beethoven Decomposing...brilliant!  Only slightly offensive and a great play on words.  

A quick idea about Moses...

I think Moses should have his arms outstretched, comb and mousse in hand, miraculously parting his hair. 

I love reading all of the stories here...I am working on one and should be posting soon! 

Julie - Alexandria, VA

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