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BEHIND THE BLUFFS The Concepts of the Comics #3

SOME OF THE BEST WRITERS WERE ALCOHOLICS.  LIKE, THERE WAS ERNEST HEMINGWAY, AND THAT OTHER GUY, AND OLD WHAT’S HIS FACE? THESE NEXT TWO CAME TO ME ONE MORNING OVER A VERY FILLING BREAKFAST; A BLOODY MARY, TWO MAMOSAS AND SOME WHISKEY MARMELADE. WITH BOOZE ON THE BRAIN, HERE ARE TWO BOOZIN' BLUFFS.

I WAS ON A DICKENS KICK ONE DAY, AND IMPRESSIVELY CAME UP WITH ABOUT 4 DIFFERENT PANELS.  HERE’S ONE WITH DICKENS IN THE KITCHEN.  I DREW ANOTHER ONE OF EBENEEZER SCROOGE KNEELING DOWN LOOKING AT THE TYPO ERROR ON HIS TOMBSTONE WHICH READS ‘EBENOOZER SCREEGE’, AND DEATH IS IN THE BACKGROUND LAUGHING HIS BONES AND SICKLE OFF.


THE FOLLOWING TWO TOONS WERE BASED ON FAMOUS BATTLES. THIS IS WHAT I COME UP WITH A FEW HOURS AFTER THE BLOODY MARY, TWO MAMOSAS AND WHISKEY MARMELADE. DRAWING OUT OF ONE BLOOD SHOT EYE CAN BE TRICKY IN ITSELF.


I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH ACRONYMS, I SPELLED THE DAMN WORD WRONG. Pfft!…K.M.A.!

Please send me feed back, folks, on the writings of the HISTORY BLUFFS.Thanks, Cory



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hilariously clever

all are great...the last one you could have the kid saying "that makes me SOL ASAP!"

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