Chuck Norris can kick your...
May 10, 2008 - 12:57pm — Corys_Stories
One of the coolest and toughest cowboys, I remember as a kid, was Chuck Norris as LONE WOLF MCQUADE. This movie came out about 10 years before his famous WALKER, TEXAS RANGER role. I was recently watching Chuck Norris on A&E’s Biography, and immediately went to Google to see how old Chuck is now. Wow! He’s 68!
I can’t believe it. I also recall, back in high school, guys always throwing out challenges like, "Steven Seagal could whip Jean Claude's butt in a sparring tourney or Bruce Lee could beat up Chuck Norris and Bill Superfoot Wallace at the same time with his eyes closed." I remember guys placing bets, and then they would turn to me, and I'd say ' I put all my money on Mr. Myogi."
While online, I found a web page called CHUCK NORRIS FACTS and I nearly split my sides reading all 8 pages of Chuck Norris Tough Guy puns. Here’s a few just to give you a taste of the list. If you get time, check out the site.