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Christmas Cards FOR SALE

Art Linkletter and Bill Cosby were right, “Kids say the darndest things!”

I have a collection of cartoons for you to read called LAPTOPS. They deal with some of the whimsical things children say to Santa while sitting on his laps. I wrote the panel and illustrated it as well. When you are one of Santa’s helpers, you hear some of the funniest things from the mouths of babes. During the holiday hustle and the upcoming stressful season, read my LAPTOPS comics, and hopefully YULE laugh.
 
THE LAPTOPS ARE NOW AVAILABLE AS CHRISTMAS CARDS, if you want to purchase any of them, contact me at cory@storytrax.com , the storytrax store will have them for sale very soon.
 
FYI and BTW, I wrote the song that you’ll hear on this slide show. The lyrics were left out, so the reader could read the cartoon and not be distracted by a voice singing. I will hopefully post the actual lyrics to THE MERRY CHRISTMAS RAG in the near future.

 


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CHRISTMAS CARDS FOR SALE

Cory's cards are now online. Please order your set of cards today! Happy Thanksgiving!

http://marketplace.storytrax.com/AmericasStories/product_50.html

 

 

Loven it!!!!!!!

Hey Uncle Cory, I really liked that. It was funny but I didn't get alot of them.   Luv ya!!!!

An Adjustment

I personally like the Darth Vader and Santa cartoon. "We need to make an adjustment to the naughty list." That one is funny. I also like the last one where the child gives Santa a gift.

Hey if you folks like the cartoons make sure you help Cory out and purchase a pack of cards. Part of the proceeds will go to support local Blair County organizations. Starving artist need a good Christmas. They soon will be posted on the site in the marketplace but for now email cory at cory@storytrax.com.

Clay hardens by immobility – men's minds by standing pat. Both lose the power to take new impressions. (Pinchot 1910: 138)

NO SURPRISES HERE

If you knew Corbin like I knew corbin  these shouldn't surprise anyone who likes slightly bent (not really twisted) humor.  I can't  wait for his Qwuanza edition cards.

 

big dick diandrea

Very cute sayings on all the

Very cute sayings on all the cards -- the one I liked the best was when Santa asked the little girl her name and she replied "You should know!"""

 

Very cute sayings on all the

Very cute sayings on all the cards -- the one I liked the best was when Santa asked the little girl her name and she replied "You should know!"""

 

The pictures

Madison, (my 5 year old), really enjoyed looking at the drawings.  But she emphatically declared that boys should not wear purple as was the case with one of the pictures.  She is very into colors.  Someday Cory you'll have to give her some art lessons.  I can tell that she is an "artist in waiting".  Good job on the cards.

Bernice

 

Which ones do you like?

My favorite is the first one, on the video, with Santa and Darth Vader, and the Norman Rockwell toon as well.  Erin Cooley likes the very last one with Santa receiving the gift and the Rudolph venison comic.

"I feel the greatest gift we can give to anybody is the gift of our honest self." Fred Rogers

my faves

i like the ones where the girl says SAnta should know her name, the one where the guy asks for a real car not matchbox, and the jerky of Rudolph is WRONG, twisted and warped, but hilarious. 

good Luck!

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